Name: Jagger
Squiddlish Name: Joggor
Gender: Male
Likes: To move like Jagger, Jagger, and Maroon 5.
Dislikes: Haters, and Jesse McCartney.
Take me by the tongue
And I’ll know you
Kiss me ‘til you’re drunk
And I’ll show you
That I move like Jagger.
Name: Vomit
Squiddlish Name: Vomot
Gender: Female
Likes: Toilets and trash cans.
Dislikes: Being thrown into toilets and trash cans.
She is the grossest of all squiddles.
Your name is STEPHANIE. You are a sprightly young lady of 20 with a large number of BOOKS clogging the figurative veins of your room. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for OBSCURE HORROR FILMS. You enjoy COOKING, but have the occasion habit of CAUSING LARGE FIRES AND/OR EXPLOSIONS. You have a fondness for the MACABRE, and are an aspiring HISTORIAN. You also love JAZZ AND INDIE ROCK and like to make TINY MODEL MAGIC CREATURES sometimes. You have a dog named GAMBIT and a cat name HOUDINI both of whom are HUGE PUSSIES.
Your name is REILLY. You are not quite sure what kind of person you are, but most would probably say SPASTIC. You are 18 but act more like a 13-year-old. Your variety of INTERESTS somewhat make you a JACK OF ALL TRADES, but doesn’t make you actually GOOD at them. You have a PASSION for FASHION, even though you are not quite sure what your personal STYLE is. You also collect ROCKS, COINS, BUTTONS, FACTS and anything else useless. You are and aspiring ARTIST and just about the BIGGEST PROCRASTINATOR you know, but can’t do anything to help it. You have a cat named SANCHO who is the HANDSOMEST little boy.
And introducing our new member:
Your name is HALEY. You are a CALM yet SPIRITED young lady of 17, with a large amount of INTERESTS, all having something to do with ART. You strive to be the BEST at what you do, that doesn’t mean that you ARE THE BEST. You are FUN and easy to get along with, however you are quite SHY and tend to CLING to your friends. You don’t enjoy being ALONE in public with people you don’t know, so you tend to DRAG your friends along with you when you run ERRANDS. You also have a cat names EVE, who you enjoy the company of on those DARK COLD nights alone in the house, along with the various other LIVING CREATURES that INHABIT their own homes in your ROOM.
This made me laugh out loud, so I figured I’d share it with you lovely people. Reilly is the most spastic Jade.
It’s a little terrifying.
~Steph
Success story pictures of Animeland Wasabi! Both Reilly and I make guest appearances in the background withvery attractive expressions, thank you.You may notice some of these lovely creatures haven’t been featured on the blog yet, well that’s because they don’t have names yet. So there’s that. Welp~
~Stephanie
Of course! We’re so happy you could give that poor homely darling a good home!
Name: Cindy Crawford
Squiddlish Name: Condoi Crowfowd
Gender: Male
Likes: Big hair, glitter, leg warmers, neon leggings, slap bracelets, lava lamps, scrunchies, and shoulder pads
Dislikes: Any year after 1999, partying like it’s past 1999
She just wants to have fun, because she’s a material girl
Name: Queen Victoria
Squiddlish Name: Quoon Voctorooi
Gender: Female
Likes: The monarchy, Prince Albert, Prince Albert in a Can, being amused, and BIG DIAMONDS…. also curry puffs
Dislikes: Your bullshit, not being amused, fake Scottish accents, bald men in dark cloaks, and half naked girls.
Got oot of moi countroi.
